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Thursday, February 23, 2006

Pic of the Day

Pic of the Day
In front of my monitor,
I sit and stare.
My eyes slowly melting from computer glare.
I sit and think of shit to do,
so I sit and waste time,
typing this shit for you.
I could do something better,
but why da fuck?
I'd rather sit here and pretend I'm a duck.

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Friday, September 09, 2005

(*) Bloomin Marvellous

I'm feeling a whole damn lot brigher now... thanx to putting myself back on a very mild anti-depressant. My GP (doctor) is a good man and asks the hard questions, and I'm comfortable enough with him to be able to answer them too. My 'black dog' is basically a simple chemical imbalance in me noggin, and it seems if I don't keep on top of it it creeps up on me and takes over... holy shite... it's fine now tho. One side affect is that it just makes me feel so tired (that always happens for the first few days... just my body/system getting used to it again), but it's fine.

Hopefully it won't be too cold to go on the Edgell Jog with JD on Sunday... it's a local community fun run, but the weather might be an issue... last year it sleeted beforehand! They're predicting storms for Saturday, so - finger's crossed. Also hoping that JD's foot will be fine... we're sure it will be. He's up and running around chasing girls again with no after affects of having his leg in plaster.

The cricket's on again... the fifth ashes test, it's the 'grand final'! Aussies are doing pretty good after the first day (it's evenly poised at the moment, I'd say), with the Aussies at 7-319. We *need* to win this game to win the series, and the ashes! Carn aussie!

Wierdness... the things people search for on the net... and somehow stumble across my blog! "enhancing sudafed "... or what about "pregnancy myth busters string" - strange stuff!

Got my last thing on eBay yesterday - my second lifejacket (now I've got one for the boys and one for myself)... perfect for sailing in my little boat... only cost me $46.50 incl. post - considering they're like $75+ new!
- the new one, which I'll wear in the boat
- this one'll be like a spare the boys can wear when they come out sailing with me, or with the sailing school they have thru the club too.

I'm still hunting around for one of these... haven't had any luck so far tho...

I've been doing a bit of poetry doodling again too... nuttin' too serious, just experiments.

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Tuesday, September 06, 2005

Mutterings & stuff


Week 135
I say ... and you think ... ?

  1. Julie:: Andrews (The Hills are Alive...)
  2. Emotional:: Rescue
  3. Head of household:: foot in the toilet
  4. Diva:: Devo
  5. Devastation:: my mental state
  6. Business or pleasure:: pleasure
  7. Crown:: Casino
  8. Eastern:: sunrise
  9. Buzzed:: Lightyear
  10. Officer:: badge

Finally got about to creating a poetry blog for my stuff and other stuff I stumble across - Poetry, Art & Lint

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Now - THAT'S what *I* call an ice cream!!!



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Sunday, September 04, 2005

Automatic Poetry Generator

Can't write poetry to save yourself? (And that's got a histoprical precedent as well - ask the ancient Greek prisoners who had to recite 2 lines from a really good Greek play to their captors - or be excecuted!!) Try this automatic poetry generator for a bit of fun...
(NB. My favourite lines are italicised!)

Totally mournful beyond the dreamscape

Sinister and florescent behind the mud
We draw glowing ghosts against the flowers
Be aware! The end is born
Sinister and dazzling in the bullshit
I violate glowing rats within the sky
Be aware! The birth is born
Totally mournful beyond the dreamscape
We confound big eggs near the spirits
Alass, Alack! The sin shall flee
greying altered
not understanding
a trace of sadness
In whose arms
my friend
take another road
while the world changed
So mammoth near the water

I am red behind the virgin
You taste mammoth ghouls beside the tomb
Be aware! The King is gone
Strangely damp near the flowers
I squeeze numb lights beside the fog
Alass, alack! The life is no more
So mammoth near the water
You feel electric disasters above the fog
Dig it! The end has died
alone defiant
never meeting
empty hands
Where in the end
the witness
go without luggage talking to himself


Don't forget to stick it to the farking terrorists and tell them "You are Not Afraid".

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